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Angels (3/7/14)

Me and some of the boys were sitting around the other night

Started talking about politics, religion, love and life
And what a shame it was about 9/11

I Quit (3/6/14)

One day I decided to quit…I quit my job, my relationship, my Spirituality… I wanted to quit my life. I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. God, I said.

Rules for Kids (3/5/14)

RULE 1

Life is not fair - get used to it.
 
RULE 2
The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world

The Right Place (3/4/14)

A mother and a baby camel were lying around, and suddenly the baby camel asked, “mother, may I ask you some questions? Mother said, “Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you?

Welcome to the 21st Century (3/3/14)

WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY! 
• Our Phones - Wireless 
• Cooking - Fireless 
• Cars - Keyless 

Poor Uncle Al (2/28/13)

Poor Uncle Al

 
Poor Uncle AL went to sit down. He grunted and grunted, and my, what a frown!
 

IMPORTANT THINGS ABOUT WV (2/27/14)

1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. 
2) There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in WV . 

Before It's Too Late (2/26/14)

One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room 

on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.
 

If you want Kindness (2/24/14)

IF YOU WANT KINDNESS, BE KIND.

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