Deer Hunting Joke
Seems a guy had informed his hunting buddies that he wouldn’t be able to hunt DEER this year. Times were tough and the dear wife had put a firm kibosh on the trip.
Yet, miraculously, the hen-pecked husband showed up in DEER camp late in the evening before opening day. Everyone was thrilled.
“How did you manage to pull this off,” his friends wanted to know.
“Well,” reported the last-minute DEER hunter. “I was sulking around the house feeling really low and my wife finally took notice. She disappeared into the bedroom. Then waltzed out a few minutes later wearing the smallest negligee I’ve ever seen. Then she explained that she felt bad that I couldn’t go DEER hunting and suggested that I tie her up and do anything I wanted.”
“I ran for a rope and here I am!”