Horse Joke

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Horse Joke

Two Good Ole Boys ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Bubba and Jimmy Joe bought a couple of horses that they used to make some money during the summer. But when winter came, they found it cost too much to board them. They turned the horses loose in a pasture where there was plenty to eat. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "How will we tell yours from mine when we pick them up,"? Jimmy Joe asked. ~~~~~ "Easy", replied Bubba, "We'll cut the mane off yours and the tail off mine". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ By spring the mane and tail had grown back to normal length ~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ "Now, what are we going to do,"? asked Bubba. ~~~~~~ "Why don't you just take the black one, said Jimmy Joe, and I'll take the white one"..