I did not recognize you joke. (11/5/13)
A 54 year old woman had a heart attack & was
taken 2 the hospital.
While on the operating table she had a near death
Seeing God she asked, "Is my time up ?"
God said, "No, you have another 34 years 2 days
Upon recovery, the woman decided 2 stay in the
hospital & have a face-lift, liposuction, & tummy
tuck. She even changed her hair color!
Finally she was released from the hospital.
While crossing the road on her way home, she
was killed by a truck.
Arriving in front of God, she asked,
"You said I had another 34 years 2 live. Why didn't
you save me from the truck?"
"I couldn't recognize you!"