Sex before I die joke
Morris returned from a doctor’s visit one day and told his wife, Alma, that
the doctor said he only had 24 hours to live.
Wiping away her tears, he asked her to make love with him. Of course she
agreed and they made mad passionate love.
Six hours later, Morris went to her again, and said. “Honey now I only have
18 hours left to live. Maybe we could make love again?”
Alma agrees and again they make love.
Later Morris is getting into bed when he realized he now had only eight
hours left. He touched Alma’s shoulder and said, “Honey? Please? Just one more
time before I die.”
She agreed, then afterwards she rolled over and fell asleep.
Morris, however, heard the clock ticking in his head, and tossed and turned
until he was down to only four more hours.
He tapped his wife on the shoulder to wake her up. “Honey, I only have four
hours left! Could we?”
His wife sat up abruptly, turned to him and said, “Listen Morris, I have to
get up in the morning! You don’t!”