Al Woody's 6:20 Funny
Once a minister parked his car in a no-parking zone in a large city because he was short of time and couldn't find a space with a meter. So he put a note under the windshield wiper that read: "I have circled the block 100 times. If I don't park here, I'll miss my appointment. FORGIVE US OUR TRESPASSES."
A married couple in their early 60s was celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
An older gentleman was on the operating table Awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, A renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to get the anesthesia
Bless me Father, for I have sinned. I have been with a loose girl."
A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked her for a couple of dollars for dinner.
One evening, a family brings their frail, elderly mother to a nursing home and leaves her, hoping she will be well cared for. The next morning, the nurses bathe her, feed her a tasty breakfast, and set her in a chair at a window overlooking a lovely flower garden.
Outside a nursing home, an old grandpa walked by, and one of the old grandmas yelled out, “We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.”
A Doctor was addressing a large audience: