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4/1/14 Truth About Katy & John

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Tuesday, April 1, 2014

 

MIRANDA KERR poses nude in the British edition of "GQ" and tells us more than we need to know about her sexuality.  She's a member of the Mile High Club, she's open to GIRL-ON-GIRL action and she always asks for a critique from her partner after sex.

 

Sources say KATY PERRY dumped JOHN MAYER because she found out he was having kinky sex with KELLY MONACO.  One source says, quote, "[Kelly] was open to the things that John's into, like sexy toys, tying each other up and threesomes.  He couldn't get enough."  Katy reportedly found texts between them and sent John packing.

 

In the new issue of "Interview" magazine, JOHNNY DEPP admits that he smokes A LOT.  Asked how many cigarettes he burns down in a day, he says, quote, "I'll bet a thousand.  I'm working my way up to ten thousand."  Obviously he's exaggerating, since that would be 50 packs A DAY.

 

According to a new survey, ANNE HATHAWAY is the most unfairly hated and mocked celebrity.  JAY LENO is second.  The poll also found that TAYLOR SWIFT is considered the biggest celebrity "player" . . . and DESTINY'S CHILD is the group most people want to do a reunion tour.

 

Lindsay Lohan’s longtime assistant, Matt Harrell, has reportedly quit because she couldn’t afford to pay him anymore. After production on her reality show wrapped for Oprah's OWN network, Lohan told him that she couldn’t really afford to keep him on her payroll. A source says that Matt still agreed to accompany Lindsay to do press for the reality show, but isn’t working for her.

 

3/31/14 Justin & Selena Back On

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Monday, March 31, 2014

 

ELTON JOHN and DAVID FURNISH are getting “MARRIED” in May.  David says, quote, "We don't feel the need to take an extra step legally.  But since we're committed for life, we feel it's really important to take that step, and take advantage of that amazing change in legislation.  We all live by example."

 

SELENA GOMEZ is wearing a ring on her engagement finger that was supposedly a gift from JUSTIN BIEBER.  A source says it's NOT an engagement ring, but they're back together and serious.  Her family is now worried that she'll, quote, "do something crazy like elope with him."

 

Meanwhile, Selena could be looking at several dates with Justin Bieber inside a courtroom. Yesterday she was handed a subpoena to testify in the case of a 2012 incident in which a photographer claims Bieber kicked him in the stomach.

 

Zac Efron says he and a bodyguard were in a sketchy part of downtown LA Sunday night looking for sushi when they were attacked by transients, but people close to him believe that story is a little fishy. First of all, sources close to Zac say the bodyguard is a convicted drug dealer who Zac has been spending a lot of time with and they don't believe he was in that area looking for a sushi restaurant. They believe Zac, who had problems with cocaine use, has fallen off the wagon again. Police also have their suspicions about what exactly went down in the area which is known for being a hotbed of drug and gang activity.

 

After hearing that KANYE WEST is supposedly buying KIM KARDASHIAN 10 Burger King restaurants as a wedding gift, Burger King itself says they are unaware of such purchase, but they would be happy to cater their wedding.

3/28/14 James Franco Sets Record Straight

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Friday, March 28, 2014

 

JAMES FRANCO says he doesn't belong on LINDSAY LOHAN'S list of conquests.  Quote, "[She] has told lies about me with her people-she's-slept-with list!"  In the past, he talked about how he COULD have hit that, but didn't because Lindsay was, quote, "having issues", and he didn't want to take advantage of her.

 

NICK CANNON revealed yesterday that MARIAH CAREY made him wait until their wedding night to consummate the relationship.  He was also asked to name five famous women he's had sex with.  In addition to Mariah, he named Kim Kardashian, Christina Milian, Nicole Scherzinger and Selita Ebanks.

 

ZAC EFRON and his bodyguard got in a fight with some homeless people in L.A. over the weekend . . . and Zac got punched in the FACE.  It sounds like he's okay, but some people think he was trying to buy drugs.

 

MILEY CYRUS is accused of blowing off a 7-year-old girl with cancer who was set up to meet her through the Make-A-Wish Foundation.  Supposedly, the girl and her family went to L.A., but had to wait almost a week to meet Miley.  When they finally did, it was at a recording studio, and a source says Miley was, quote, "more interested in what she was doing in the studio than paying attention to the little girl."

 

Baltimore Ravens running back RAY RICE has been indicted for aggravated assault, after allegedly knocking his fiancée OUT COLD.  If convicted, he could be looking at three to five years in the clink.

 

Gwyneth Paltrow and Chris Martin will still be living together despite breaking up. They may be “consciously uncoupling,” but they will still be living in their new $14 million Malibu home. Paltrow and Martin bought a mansion just days before announcing their split. Insiders say that the place actually includes two totally separate living spaces under one roof, so Paltrow and Martin can live together apart during their divorce.

3/27/14 Angie's Liberal Parenting

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Thursday, March 27, 2014

 

MICK JAGGER just came into a few bucks.  His girlfriend L'Wren Scott left her entire, $9 million estate to him in her will.  Of course, she left it to him under his real name, Michael Philip Jagger. L'Wren had an $8 million condo in New York and about a million in other assets.  But she may have died with some debt as well. L'Wren had no children.  She did have a brother and sister, but she specifically left them OUT of her will.  Apparently, they weren't on good terms.

 

BRAD PITT and ANGELINA JOLIE seem pretty liberal as far as child-rearing goes, so this wouldn't be too surprising:  Angelina reportedly let her 10-year-old son Pax buy a SWEARING FINGER at a gift shop in Las Vegas. The Swearing Finger is a motion-activated hand that flips the bird, while hurling FILTHY insults.

 

GWYNETH PALTROW posted an essay from some lifestyle gurus explaining "Conscious Uncoupling".  Basically, it involves treating divorce as a learning process, rather than a failure, where, quote, "there are no bad guys, just two people, each playing teacher and student respectively."

 

Chris Martin and Gwyneth Paltrow were rumored to have an open relationship before their split-- and sources say Chris fell for model Alexa Chung. Allegedly, Paltrow accepted her husband's fling with Chung but she never expected he would fall in love .. and that he wouldn’t be able to fall out of love even after he ended it.

3/26/14 Gwyneth & Chris Separating

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Wednesday, March 26, 2014

 

GWYNETH PALTROW and CHRIS MARTIN are separating after 10 years of marriage.  They have two children:  A 9-year-old daughter named Apple and a 7-year-old son named Moses.  Gwyneth broke the news in a statement on her website titled "Conscious Uncoupling" . . . which should totally help dispel the impression that she's annoying. "Us Weekly" says the whole family went to the Bahamas to escape a possible media frenzy.

 

A website claims to have found out some of the guests for KIM KARDASHIAN and KANYE WEST'S wedding.  They are:  Carmelo and LaLa Anthony, Will Smith and family, Beyoncé and Jay Z, Oprah, Ryan Seacrest, Nicole Richie, Brittny Gastineau, "Vogue" editor Anna Wintour, Sugar Ray Leonard and Kathie Lee Gifford.

 

The "Star" tabloid says that KANYE WEST has picked out a wedding gift for KIM KARDASHIAN:  Burger King.  (???) He's supposedly buying her 10 Burger King franchises in England, Italy and France.  Kanye owns several Fatburger restaurants in Chicago, and a so-called "source" says, quote, "That's where he sees her future career, away from reality TV."

 

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