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1/23/13 Beyonce Lip-Synced

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Wednesday, January 23, 2013
 
A spokeswoman for the Marine Corps Band came out yesterday and said that BEYONCÉ lip-synced her rendition of "The Star Spangled Banner" at PRESIDENT OBAMA'S inauguration on Monday. But a Marine Corps spokesman issued a statement saying that no one in the band knows whether she sang live or not. He did admit that the BAND didn't play . . . because they didn't have time to properly rehearse with her.
 
It's been over a year since MARIA SHRIVER filed for divorce from ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER . . . and apparently, he still wants her back. --He reportedly told a German newspaper, quote, "We're not fighting any war. I still hope for reconciliation. I still love Maria."
 

As you know, Lindsay Lohan fired her lawyer, Shawn Holley last week, out of nowhere. Now, Lindsay has realized she made a mistake and has begged Holley to come back. But TMZ is reporting that Holley is having none of it. They say she is in the process of filling out paperwork and getting the necessary signatures to officially withdraw from the case ... before Lindsay's hearing on January 30. –By the way, Lindsay hired Mark Heller, a New York lawyer who is not licensed to practice in California.

1/22/13 LiLo Turns Down "Dancing"

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Tuesday, January 22, 2013
 
YouPorn.com has released a list of the Top 11 Most-Searched Celebrities on their site in 2012. --Even though it's been YEARS since her porno flick came out, KIM KARDASHIAN is still #1. Paris Hilton came in third, followed by Pamela Anderson. And HULK HOGAN made the list . . . proving that people will watch video of ANY celebrity having sex, no matter how hideous. --He's the only GUY on the list, by the way.
 
PRINCE HARRY admits he screwed up when photos of his NAKED BILLIARDS shenanigans hit the web last year. He says, quote, "At the end of the day I probably let myself down, I let my family down, I let other people down." --But he also thinks HE was a victim . . . quote, "At the end of the day, I was in a private area and there should be a certain amount of privacy . . . The way I was treated . . . I don't think is acceptable."
 
SHERYL CROW dated LANCE ARMSTRONG from 2003 to 2006. They were even engaged before they broke up. Have you ever wondered whether Sheryl knew what was propelling Lance to all those Tour de France wins? --Well, there are new reports that Sheryl DID know Lance was doping. That's according to Lance's former teammate FRANKIE ANDREU and his wife BETSY. --Both of them mentioned Sheryl in affidavits they submitted to the U.S. Anti-Doping Agency. --In those documents they claim that some years back, Lance called Frankie to his hotel room to ask him for a favor. He wanted Betsy to sign a statement retracting her earlier claim that Lance had admitted to a doctor that he was doping. --And they both say that Sheryl was IN THE ROOM when the conversation went down. --Lance didn't mention Sheryl during his interview with OPRAH WINFREY last week. And Sheryl hasn't spoken since the interview, either.
 
Dancing with the Stars just offered Lindsay Lohan more than a half-million dollars to compete next season, but TMZ is reporting that she turned them down. Reality TV, from her warped perspective, is beneath her. Even if a reality show would mean cashing out $550,000 for only a few weeks of dancing. That amount of money could pay her IRS back taxes and her attorney, who’s kept Lindsay out of jail all this time. She’s apparently too vain to grasp for a lifeline when it’s tossed her way.

1/21/13 LiLo Refuses Plea Deal

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Monday, January 21, 2013
 
BARBARA WALTERS was hospitalized Saturday night after she fell on some stairs and hit her head. But she will probably be okay. --One of her ABC News bosses says, quote, "Out of an abundance of caution, she went to the hospital to have her cut tended to, have a full examination and remains there for observation. --Barbara is alert (and telling everyone what to do), which we all take as a very positive sign."
 
OPRAH WINFREY'S interview with LANCE ARMSTRONG did exactly what she hoped it would: It inspired people to watch her network. On Thursday night, 4.3 million people pulled up their cable guides to find OWN.
 
Lindsay Lohan is confident that she'll beat her lying-to-cops car crash case -- so confident that she's refusing to accept a plea deal that would keep her out of jail. --According to TMZ, the prosecutors were willing to let Linds plead no contest and agree to six months of lockdown rehab, but the star isn't interested because she says she's innocent. The cops don't feel the same way. Law enforcement sources believe the prosecutors have her dead to rights, because she told officer she was a passenger in the Porsche when there's overwhelming evidence she was the driver. If the case goes to trial and Lindsay is found guilty, she could face 19 months in jail.
 
It's back to the stripper pole for Octomom Nadya Suleman. The mother of 14, who recently went back on welfare, is set to perform at T's Lounge in West Palm Beach, Florida February 14th to the 16th for four 15-minute shows for a price of 20 thousand dollars. --Her rep says Nadya's return to stripping was part of a settlement with T's. The flack adds, "Nadya felt it would be a good place to promote her [adult] video Octomom Home Alone that has four AVN Nominations."

1/18/13 Fire at Osborne Home

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Friday, January 18, 2013
 
During Part 1 of their interview last night, LANCE ARMSTRONG admitted to OPRAH WINFREY right up front that he used performance-enhancing drugs during all seven of his Tour de France wins. He was relatively straightforward in admitting he had no excuse . . . but at the same time, he did play the "everybody else was doing it" card a few times. Part 2 of the interview airs tonight.
 
Yesterday, around 5:00 A.M., a fire broke out at their Beverly Hills home of Ozzy and Sharon Osborne. It started because Sharon fell asleep with a CANDLE still burning. --Luckily, firefighters showed up before things got out of hand. But Ozzy did suffer some minor injuries. Sharon said, quote, "My husband had an operation on his hand yesterday so he's in a complete cast . . . He comes down and goes, 'Oh, the fire, the fire!' (and tries to put it out) with his hand in the cast. --Then he opens the French doors and I go into the kitchen and throw water on it and it erupted. -Ozzy's front of his hair from (his ear down is), gone! His eyebrows (are gone) . . . he's got like, skinned cheeks. We are, like, two idiots, it was like The Three Stooges. --Everything you are not meant to do . . . go to bed with candles alight, open the doors and put water on . . . we did it all." --She added, quote, "I apologize to my husband because he put himself out. He made his hand worse, it started to bleed, the whole nine yards, and I'm sorry and I love you and I will never light a candle again."
 
At the "Golden Globes", TINA FEY and AMY POEHLER made a joke about TAYLOR SWIFT going after MICHAEL J. FOX'S 23-year-old son Sam. Well, Michael was asked about it at an event the other day and he said, quote, "No, no . . . just back off." --Although he added that he hardly even knows who she is . . . quote, "I don't keep up with it at all. Taylor Swift writes songs about everybody she goes out with, right? What a way to build a career."

// LiLo Working as an Escort

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Thursday, January 17, 2013
 
The "Star" tabloid says that LINDSAY LOHAN is working as a high-priced ESCORT in order to pay her bills. --Now, as far as anyone knows, she's just being paid to be arm candy for rich guys. --A sources says, quote, "The dates last for days, and the guys pay for everything . . . hotel, travel costs, food, whatever . . . as well as jewelry and other gifts." --And Lindsay's dad MICHAEL supposedly had this to say . . . quote, "She is getting paid to date rich men. [Her mother] is pimping her out. It's disgusting!" --Lindsay's "clients" have included one of the princes of Brunei . . . who supposedly paid her $100,000 to spend New Year's with him in London . . . And a Spanish-American painter named Domingo Zapata . . . who has let Lindsay crash at his apartments in New York and L.A. in exchange for . . . well, whatever. --However . . . Michael is denying he even spoke to the "Star". He says, quote, "By absolutely NO MEANS did I ever make such a statement . . . EVER! --Sure, Lindsay and [other celebs] make personal appearances and get paid for it! Sure, she and they get paid to go to birthday parties and other occasions! --But for sex? Are you kidding me? I would never say that because she would NEVER do that and it NEVER happened!"
 
Yesterday, two formerly close associates of Lance Armstrong spoke out against him. --First up was Lance's former right-hand man MIKE ANDERSON, who hopes Lance goes to JAIL. He said, quote, "He is a very calculating individual. Everything that he does is with forethought and for his own benefit. --He introduced a sort of corruption to cycling's governing body that is very American: loads of money and PR. --Lance Armstrong is a false image created by himself. He's inundated the media for years to control the public's perception of him." --But Anderson says the corruption doesn't end with Lance . . . quote, "There are guys still being protected. For a change it's Lance being dragged through the mud but there are others and every last penny those guys have earned in the sport they have gotten fraudulently." --He added, quote, "There were guys behind the scenes who built him up, who sold that lie to the public. It was a concerted effort to make a pot of money, and those of us who called him out were destroyed." --Lance's former teammate FRANKIE ANDREU can speak directly about the way Lance destroyed people's lives to protect his image and his empire. --He says, quote, "For my wife and I, we've been attacked and ripped apart by Lance and all of his people, and all his supporters repeatedly for a long time . . . And it's not only us, he's ruined a lot of people's lives."
 
The National Enquirer claims Tigers Woods is trying to win his ex-wife Elin Nordegren back with a $200 million deal. They say Tiger is desperate to win Elin back and has offered the hefty pre-nup deal to close the deal. Allegedly, Elin told Tiger she will consider the proposal but only if he includes a $350 million anti-cheating clause into the wedding contract.
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