If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days,
you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat up one cup of
coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)
If you fart constantly for 6 years and 9
months, enough gas is produced to
create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now,
that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it
pumps out of the body to
squirt blood 30 feet.
A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my
next life, I want to be a pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150
calories an hour.(Still not over
that pig thing.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that
have sex for pleasure. (Is
that why Flipper is always smiling? And why
isn't the pig included in this list?)
On average, people fear spiders more than they
A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.
The ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can
pull 30 times its own weight,
and always falls over on its right side when
intoxicated. (From drinking
little bottles of.....? Did the govt.. pay for
Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew? Who
cares? Did the govt. pay for
The flea can jump 350 times its body length.
It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.
A cockroach will live 9 days without its head
before it starves to death.
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while
its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off. (Hi, honey,
I'm home. What the.....?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my
next life, I still want to be a
pig. Quality over quantity, you know.)
Butterflies taste with their feet. (Oh, jeez!)
Elephants are the only animals that can't
jump.(sad but true)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I
know some people like that.)
Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people
like this, too.)
Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42
muscles in your face to
frown. BUT, it only takes 4 muscles to extend
your arm and smack the fool
upside the head.
Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts.