Friends vs. West Virginia Friends

FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Always bring the food.

FRIENDS: Will say 'hello'.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Will give you a big hug and a kiss.

FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. And Mrs.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Call your parents Mom and Dad.

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Cry with you.

FRIENDS: Will eat at your dinner table and leave.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Will spend hours there, talking, laughing, and just being together.

FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Could write a book with direct quotes from you.

FRIENDS: Will le ave you behind if that's what the crowd is doing.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds' back-ends that left you.

FRIENDS: Would knock on your door.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Walk right in and say, 'I'm home !'

FRIENDS: Will visit you in jail.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Will spend the night in jail with you.

FRIENDS: Will visit you in the hospital when you're sick.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Will cut your grass and clean your house then come spend the night with you in the hospital and cook for you when you come home.

Friends: Have you on speed dial.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Have your number memorized.

FRIENDS: Are for a while.
WEST VIRGINIA FRIENDS: Are for life.