Old Friend (1/8/14)

With a New Year, we are all getting older...and with that thought in mind, you should consider the following:

Your kids are becoming you . . . but your grandchildren are perfect.
Going out is good . . . Coming home is better.
You forget names . . . But it's OK because other people forgot they even
knew you.
You realize you're never going to be really good at anything . . .
especially golf.
The things you used to care to do, you no longer care to do, but you
really do care that you don't care to do them anymore.
You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV blaring than in bed. It's
called "pre-sleep.
You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and "OFF"
What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
Everybody whispers.
You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet . . . 2 of which you will never
You no longer go to singles bars...you go to Shingles Bars!
But Old is good in some things ~~~ Old Songs, Old Movies, and best of
Stay well, "OLD FRIEND!"