The cost of kids (4/8/13)

 Spring break is just about over for our kids...some go back to school today...all are back tomorrow...and speaking of kids....

The government recently calculated the cost of raising a child from birth to 18 and came up with $160,140.00 for a middle income family. Talk about price shock! That doesn't even touch college tuition.

 But $160,140.00 isn't so bad if you break it down. * $8,896.66 a year, * $741.38 a month, * $171.08 a week. * A mere $24.24 a day! * Just over a dollar an hour. It translates into:

Still, you might think the best financial advice is: Actually, it is just the opposite. Don't have children if you want to be 'rich.'

Naming rights. First, middle, and last! Glimpses of God every day. Giggles under the covers every night. More love than your heart can hold. 

What do you get for your $160,140.00?

Butterfly kisses and Velcro hugs. Endless wonder over rocks, ants, clouds, and warm cookies. A hand to hold usually covered with jelly or chocolate. A partner for blowing bubbles and flying kites.

Someone to laugh yourself silly with, no matter what the boss said or how your stocks performed that day.

For $160,140.00, you never have to grow up. Finger-paint, Carve pumpkins, Play hide-and-seek, Catch lightning bugs . You get to:

Keep reading the Adventures of Piglet and Pooh, Watch Saturday morning cartoons, Go to Disney movies, And wish on stars. You have an excuse to:

You get to frame rainbows, hearts, and flowers under refrigerator magnets and collect spray painted noodle wreaths for Christmas, hand prints set in clay for Mother's Day, and cards with backward letters for Father's Day.

You get to be a hero just for: For a mere $24.24 a day, there is no greater bang for your buck. Retrieving a Frisbee off the garage roof, Taking the training wheels off a bike, Removing a splinter, Filling a wading pool, Coaxing a wad of gum out of bangs, And coaching a baseball team that never wins but always gets treated to ice cream regardless.

First step, First word, First bra, First date, First time behind the wheel. You get a front row seat in history to witness the:

You get another branch added to your family tree, and if you're lucky, a long list of limbs in your obituary called grandchildren and great grandchildren. You get an education in psychology, nursing, criminal justice, communications, and human sexuality that no college can match. You get to be immortal.

You have all the power to heal a boo-boo, scare away the monsters under the bed, patch a broken heart, police a slumber party, ground them forever, and love them without limits - so one day they will, like you, love without counting the cost. In the eyes of a child, you rank right up there under God. That is quite a deal for the price !!!

Love and enjoy your children, grandchildren, and great-grandchildren!!! It's the best investment you'll ever make !!!