Things you should know! (5/23/13)

 With High School Graduations this week...for you Seniors...here are some things I have read over the years and agreed with. These come from "Dave Berry's "25 Things I Have Learned in 50 Years" . Remember these and save yourself some grief....

You will never find anybody who can give you a clear and 
compelling reason why we observe Daylight Saving Time. 
 
People who feel the need to tell you that they have an excellent 
sense of humor are telling you that they have no sense of humor. 
  
The most valuable function performed by the federal government is 
entertainment. 
 
You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely 
suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby 
emerging from her at that moment. 
  
A penny saved is worthless. 
 
They can hold all the peace talks they want, but there will never 
be peace in the Middle East. Billions of years from now, when Earth 
is hurtling toward the Sun and there is nothing left alive on the 
planet except a few microorganisms, the microorganisms living in 
the Middle East will be bitter enemies. 
 
The most powerful force in the universe is: gossip. 
  
The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, 
gender, religion, economic status, or ethnic background, is that, 
deep down inside, we all believe that we are above-average drivers. 
 
There comes a time when you should stop expecting other people to 
make a big deal about your birthday. That time is: age 11.
 
People who want to share their religious views with you almost 
never want you to share yours with them.