You might be a redneck if:
- It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
- You've never protested about seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places.
- You still say ' Christmas' instead of 'Winter Festival.'
- You bow your head when someone prays.
- You stand and place your hand over your heart when they play the National Anthem.
- You treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have.
- You've never burned an American flag, nor intend to.
- You know what you believe and you aren't afraid to say so, no matter who is listening.
- You respect your elders and raised your kids to do the same.
- You'd give your last dollar to a friend.
God Bless the USA!