YOu Might Be A Redneck...if...(9/8/10)

■it never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase “one nation, under God”… or by seeing the 10 Commandments posted in public places… or by hearing “Merry Christmas” instead of “Happy Winter Holiday”
■you bow your head when someone prays, and you don’t feel uncomfortable or ashamed when you they get to the “In Jesus’ name… Amen” part
■your music talks about hard work, being honest, and fighting for your country… more than it talks about selling drugs, hitting women, and committing murder
■you stand up straight (if able), remove your hat, and place your hand over your heart when you hear the National Anthem
■you treat our armed forces veterans with great respect, and always have
■you’ve never burned an American flag, never picketed a military recruiting center, and never shouted into the face of a policeman
■you know what you believe and you aren’t afraid to say so, no matter how many leftist censors are listening
■you raised your kids to respect their elders, say please and thank you, and own up to their own mistakes
■you’d give your last dollar to a friend… or drive your pickup over to help a neighbor… or deliver a veterans’ widow some dry firewood on a cold winter day… or fight a raging fire inside a stranger’s home