You might be from WV (5/5/13)

If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in West Virginia .

If someone in a Lowes or Kroger store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you may live in West Virginia .

If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave

both unlocked, you may live in West Virginia .

If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May, you May live in West Virginia .

If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in West Virginia .

If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in West Virginia .

If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80 and

everybody is passing you, you may live in West Virginia 

If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in West Virginia .

If you measure distance in hours, you may live in West Virginia.

If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again, you may live in west virginia .

If you actually understand these jokes, and you tell all your  West Virginia friends about them, you live in West Virginia