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You are too old...if....(6/23/14)

You have always heard that “If it’s too loud…your too old”…well thanks to Ethel Pruett..here are some other sure signs you are too old…

Missing Rib (6/20/14)

A girl in love asked her boyfriend.

Girl: Tell me. Who do you love most in this world?
Boy: You, of course!
Girl: In your heart, what am I to you?

Struggles (6/19/14)

A man found the cocoon of a butterfly. One day a small opening appeared. He sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole.

Diet of Healthy Thoughts (6/18/14)

Most all of the diet plans you’ve read or heard about encourage you to eliminate junk food.

When you thought I wasn't lookin' (6/16/14)

When you thought I wasn't looking,

I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator,
and I wanted to paint another one.
 

What is a Father? (6/13/14)

A father is a person who is forced to endure childbirth without an anesthetic. 

 

Dad's Hands (6/12/14)

Bedtime came, we were settling down,

I was holding one of my lads.
As I grasped him so tight, I saw a strange sight:

Will you give this to my Daddy? (6/11/14)

Last week a friend of mine was in Atlanta, Georgia attending a conference. While in the airport, returning home, several people beginning to clap and cheer.

Fathers Day is Sunday...so Dad's..Pay attention (6/10/14)

My child arrived just the other day,

He came to the world in the usual way.
But there were planes to catch and bills to pay,

Didn't Do It (6/9/14)

A man came home from work and found his three children outside, still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn all around the front yard.The door of his wife'

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