When told the reason for daylight saving time the Old Indian said,
"Only the government would believe that you could cut a foot off
How many mothers make sure their children wear the correct sized shoes and modern style?
Twenty years ago, I drove a cab for a living. When I arrived at 2:30 a.m., the building was dark except for a single light in a ground floor window.
1. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.
2. Memorize your favorite poem.
3. Don't believe all you hear.
4. Don't spend all you have.
The brand new pastor and his wife, newly assigned
to their first ministry, to reopen a church
in suburban Brooklyn , arrived in early October
Louise Redden, a poorly dressed lady with a look of defeat on her face, walked into a grocery store.
Any and all compliments can be handled by simply saying "Thank you" though it helps if you say it with a Southern accent.
I dreamed I had an interview with God...
"Come in," God said. "So, you would like to interview Me?"
Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them:
A young man was getting ready to graduate from college.