Any and all compliments can be handled by simply saying "Thank you" though it helps if you say it with a Southern accent.
I dreamed I had an interview with God...
"Come in," God said. "So, you would like to interview Me?"
Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them:
A young man was getting ready to graduate from college.
Our dog, Abbey, died August 23, and the day after Abbey died, my 4 year old,
Meredith, was SO upset. She wanted to write a letter to God so that He would
Dr. Frank Mayfield was touring Tewksbury Institute when, on his way out, he accidentally collided with an elderly floor maid. To cover the awkward moment Dr.
You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, 'Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet.'
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
If God had a wallet, your photo would be in it.
He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every morning.
The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being older. I was taken aback, for I don't think of myself as old.
1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.