Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:
I read of a man who stood to speak
at the funeral of a friend.
He referred to the dates on her tombstone
from the beginning...to the end.
You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer
I may never see tomorrow;
there's no written guarantee,
And things that happened yesterday
belong to history.
I cannot predict the future,
DID YOU KNOW?
"Watch out! You nearly broad sided that car!" My father yelled at me.
"Can't you do anything right?"
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.
"Daddy just didn't know how to show love.
Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it.
To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me.
It is the most-requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolls over to 50 this week, so here's an update: