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D.I.V.O.R.C.E. Agreement

Dear American liberals, leftists, social progressives, socialists, Marxists, Obama supporters, et al:

The Dash

I read of a man who stood to speak
at the funeral of a friend.
He referred to the dates on her tombstone
from the beginning...to the end.

To Kill An American

You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer

I May Never See Tomorrow

I may never see tomorrow;
there's no written guarantee,
And things that happened yesterday
belong to history.

I cannot predict the future,

The Old Man And His Dog!

"Watch out! You nearly broad sided that car!" My father yelled at me.

"Can't you do anything right?"

There's a mousetrap in the house!!

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.

Daddy

"Daddy just didn't know how to show love.

Listen for my bell....

Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it.

Regina Brett's Life Lessons

To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me.

It is the most-requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolls over to 50 this week, so here's an update:

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