You probably missed it in the rush of news last week, but there was actually a report that someone in Pakistan had published in a newspaper an offer
I may never see tomorrow;
there's no written guarantee,
And things that happened yesterday
belong to history.
I cannot predict the future,
DID YOU KNOW?
"Watch out! You nearly broad sided that car!" My father yelled at me.
"Can't you do anything right?"
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.
"Daddy just didn't know how to show love.
Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it.
To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me.
It is the most-requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolls over to 50 this week, so here's an update:
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with
You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'