A little boy wanted to meet God. He knew it was a long trip
to where God lived, so he packed his suitcase with Twinkies
and a six pack of root beer and he started his journey.
A woman's daughter had asked the local minister to come and pray with her mother.
A butcher, who had had a particularly good day, proudly flipped his last chicken on a scale and weighed it. "That will be $6.35," he told the customer.
You are in your car driving home. Thoughts wander to the game you want to see or meal you want to eat, when suddenly a sound unlike any you've ever heard fills the air.
Summary of the eRumor:
There may be days when you get up in the morning and things aren't the way you had hoped they would be,
....that's when you have to tellyourself that things will get better.
The U. S. Geological Service issued a report in April ('08) that only scientists and oil men knew was coming, but man was it big.
Before U were thought of or time had begun,
God stuck U in the name of His Son.
And each time U pray, U will see it is true -
U cannot spell out JesUs and not include U.
If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.
If He had a wallet, your photo would be in it.
He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every morning.
Howard County Sheriff Jerry Marr got a disturbing call one Saturday afternoon a few months ago.