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Things You Should Know (10/09/09)

Any and all compliments can be handled by simply saying "Thank you" though it helps if you say it with a Southern accent.

Interview with God (10/08/09)

I dreamed I had an interview with God...

"Come in," God said. "So, you would like to interview Me?"

Mean Moms (10/07/09)

Someday when my children are old enough to understand the logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them: 

Graduation Day (10/06/09)

A young man was getting ready to graduate from college.

Dear God...(10/05/09)

Our dog, Abbey, died August 23, and the day after Abbey died, my 4 year old,
Meredith, was SO upset. She wanted to write a letter to God so that He would

One Person (10/2/09)

Dr. Frank Mayfield was touring Tewksbury Institute when, on his way out, he accidentally collided with an elderly floor maid. To cover the awkward moment Dr.

Black or White (10/1/09)

You could hardly see for all the snow, Spread the rabbit ears as far as they go. Pull a chair up to the TV set, 'Good Night, David. Good Night, Chet.'

If (9/30/09)

If God had a refrigerator, your picture would be on it.

If God had a wallet, your photo would be in it.
He sends you flowers every spring and a sunrise every morning.

I Like Being Old! (9/29/09)

The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being older. I was taken aback, for I don't think of myself as old.

44 Things That Make Me Happy (9/28/09)

1. Falling in love.
2. Laughing so hard your face hurts.
3. A hot shower.
4. No lines at the supermarket
5. A special glance.
6. Getting mail.

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