"Before I die I mean to make a pilgrimage to the Holy Land," a nineteenth century
industrial baron once said to Mark Twain. "I will climb to the top of Mount Sinai

THANK YOU FOR THE THINGS
THAT I NEVER THANKED YOU FOR
YOU’VE GIVEN EVERYTHING I NEED
AND STILL I ASKED FOR MORE
IT’S NOT THAT I’M UNGRATEFUL

When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.

I never really thought that I'd spend as much time in airports as I do. I don't know why. I always wanted to be famous and that would mean lots of travel.

After 21 years of marriage, my wife wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie.

1. Make up your mind to be happy. Learn to find pleasure in simple things.

A son and his father were
walking on the mountains.
Suddenly, the son falls
hurts himself and screams: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

In the city of Chicago, one cold, dark night, a blizzard was setting in. A little boy was selling newspapers on the corner, while other people were in and out of the cold.

Please give us a president that loves this country and everything it stands for.