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The Pig and The Cow

“Why is it,” said the rich man to his minister,

50 things you need to know!

1. It’s better to sing off key than not to sing at all.

2. Promptness shows respect.

To Have Succeeded

To laugh often and love much:
To win respect of intelligent people
And the affection of children;
To earn the approbation of honest critics

The Old Man

An man of 92 years, short, very well-presented, who takes great care in his appearance, is moving into an old people's home today.

Psalm 23 For The Work Place

The Lord is my real boss, and I shall not want. He gives me peace, when chaos is all around me. He gently reminds me to pray and do all things without murmuring and complaining.

Remember...better late than pregnant!

A 1st grade school teacher had twenty-six students in her class.

Pray You Enough

Recently, I overheard a mother and daughter in their last moments together at the airport. They had announced the departure.

Darrell "Shifty" Powers

We're hearing a lot today about big splashy memorial services.

Don't Hire Illegal Aliens

Here is an example of why hiring illegal aliens is not economically productive
for the State of California or any other State...


Think about this:

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