Since you came into my life, I`ve looked forward to each sunrise, the early morning,with you in my arms, the midnight skies with us beneath a zillion stars,
I never really thought that I'd spend as much time in airports as I do. I don't know why. I always wanted to be famous and that would mean lots of travel.
A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates.
Is there a magic cutoff period when offspring become accountable for their own actions?
“A little girl watched her mother prepare a roast for dinner. Before putting it into the pan, her mother chopped off a small piece on the end of the roast.
There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he couldn't hit any target.
It's wondrous what a hug can do. A hug can cheer you when you're blue. A hug can say, "I love you so," Or, "Gee, I hate to see you go."
One day, a man went to visit a church, He got there early, parked his car and got out. Another car pulled up near the driver got out and said, ' I always park there!
Hold on to faith; it is the source of believing that all things are possible. It is the fiber and strength of a confident soul.
It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!