You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'
I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, or my loving family for less grey hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself.
By the time the Lord made woman, he was into his sixth day of working overtime. An angel appeared and said, "Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
A woman living in downtown Ontario, Canada came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard.
She did not recognize them.
I was shocked, confused, bewildered
As I entered Heaven's door,
Not by the beauty of it all,
Nor the lights or its decor.
But it was the folks in Heaven
Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived barely a wave away.
A young and successful executive was traveling down a neighborhood street, going a bit too fast in his new Jaguar.
Very soon, you will see a great many people wearing
Red every Friday. The reason? Americans who support
our troops used to be called the "silent majority." We
A simple friend, when visiting, acts like a guest.
Now I sit me down in school
Where praying is against the rule
For this great nation under God
Finds mention of Him very odd.