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A Rumpled Fender

Gayle’s new boss, Fran Woods Sr., was a corporate bankruptcy attorney.

Give This To My Daddy

Last week I was in Atlanta, Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer.

Life in the 1500's

Next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be...

And God agreed!

Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

Cemetary Duty

I just wanted to get the day over with and go down
to Smokey's for a few cold ones.

Sneaking a look at my watch, I saw the time, 1655.

Thank You Lord!

Dear Lord, I thank you for this day. I thank You for my being able to see and to hear this morning. I'm blessed because You are a forgiving God and an understanding God.

Heaven and Hell

A holy man was having a conversation with God one day and said, ' God , I
would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'
God led the holy man to two doors.

Live Life To The Fullest!

Let us live life to the fullest. A man was exploring caves by the seashore. In one of the caves he found a canvas bag with a bunch of hardened clay balls.

West Virginia

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven,
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael
The archangel found him, resting on the seventh

Life Is Too Short

One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other student

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