Lawrence Anthony, a legend in South Africa and author of 3 books including
 the bestseller The Elephant Whisperer, bravely rescued wildlife and

"Who will help me plant my wheat?" asked the little red hen.

"Not I," said the cow.

"Not I," said the duck.

About a hundred years ago, a man looked at the morning newspaper and to his surprise and horror, read his name in the obituary column.

On July 22nd I was in route to Washington, DC for a business trip. It was
all so very ordinary, until we landed in Denver for a plane change. As I

 Our 14 year old dog, Abbey, died last month. The day after she died, my 4 year old daughter Meredith was crying and talking about how much she missed Abbey.

 One day, when I was a freshman in high school, I saw a kid from my class was walking home from school. His name was Kyle. It looked like he was carrying all of his books.

OLD PERSON PRIDE
I'm passing this on as I did not want to be the only old person receiving it. Actually, it's not a bad thing to be called, as you will see.

Tampons (A TRUE STORY)

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry.

I try not to be biased, but I had my doubts about hiring Stevie. His placement counselor assured me that he would be a good, reliable busboy.