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Life is a Do-It-Yourself Project

An elderly carpenter was ready to retire.

Believe in yourself

There may be days when you get up in the morning and things aren't the way you had hoped they would be.

That's when you have to tell yourself that things will get better.

Cancer Is So Limited

"Cancer is so limited. It cannot shatter hope.
It cannot corrode faith.
It cannot destroy peace.
It cannot kill friendship.

Two Thousand One, Nine Eleven

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Two thousand one, nine eleven
Five thousand plus arrive in heaven.
As they pass through the gate,
Thousands more appear in wait.

When I'm an Old Lady

When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness...just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.

More Whipped Cream Please

One day I had a date for lunch with friends. Mae, a little old 'blue hair' about 80 years old, came along with them---all in all, a pleasant bunch.

People over 35 should be dead.

Here's why ............

Have a Great Day

I woke up early today, excited over all I get to do
before the clock strikes midnight.

Do You Remember ...

If you can remember most or all of these, then you grew up in what was possibly the most amazing time in the history of the human race. A great time to be a kid and living worry free.

EXPLANATION OF GOD

This was written by an 8 year old for his third grade homework assignment. The assignment was to explain God. Could any of us do nearly this well?

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