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I Love You.

Since you came into my life,
I`ve looked forward to each sunrise,
the early morning,with you in my arms,
the midnight skies with us beneath a zillion stars,

At the Airport

I never really thought that I'd spend as much time in airports as I do. I don't know why. I always wanted to be famous and that would mean lots of travel.

WD-40 and Duct Tape

A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates.

The Torch

Is there a magic cutoff period when offspring become accountable for their own actions?


“A little girl watched her mother prepare a roast for dinner. Before putting it into the pan, her mother chopped off a small piece on the end of the roast.

Remember the Duck?

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he couldn't hit any target.

What a Hug Can Do

It's wondrous what a hug can do.
A hug can cheer you when you're blue.
A hug can say, "I love you so,"
Or, "Gee, I hate to see you go."

You Took My Place!

One day, a man went to visit a church, He got there early, parked his car and got out. Another car pulled up near the driver got out and said, ' I always park there!

Hold On

Hold on to faith; it is the source of believing
that all things are possible. It is the fiber
and strength of a confident soul.

True American

It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!

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