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Be Thankful

Be thankful that you don't already have everything you desire.
If you did, what would there be to look forward to?
Be thankful when you don't know something,

Age is a funny thing.

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we're kids? If you're less than 10 years old, you're so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

Life is a Do-It-Yourself Project

An elderly carpenter was ready to retire.

Believe in yourself

There may be days when you get up in the morning and things aren't the way you had hoped they would be.

That's when you have to tell yourself that things will get better.

Cancer Is So Limited

"Cancer is so limited. It cannot shatter hope.
It cannot corrode faith.
It cannot destroy peace.
It cannot kill friendship.

More Whipped Cream Please

One day I had a date for lunch with friends. Mae, a little old 'blue hair' about 80 years old, came along with them---all in all, a pleasant bunch.

Two Thousand One, Nine Eleven

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Two thousand one, nine eleven
Five thousand plus arrive in heaven.
As they pass through the gate,
Thousands more appear in wait.

When I'm an Old Lady

When I'm an old lady, I'll live with each kid,
And bring so much happiness...just as they did.
I want to pay back all the joy they've provided.

People over 35 should be dead.

Here's why ............

Have a Great Day

I woke up early today, excited over all I get to do
before the clock strikes midnight.

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