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WD-40 and Duct Tape

A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates.

The Torch

Is there a magic cutoff period when offspring become accountable for their own actions?


“A little girl watched her mother prepare a roast for dinner. Before putting it into the pan, her mother chopped off a small piece on the end of the roast.

Hold On

Hold on to faith; it is the source of believing
that all things are possible. It is the fiber
and strength of a confident soul.

Remember the Duck?

There was a little boy visiting his grandparents on their farm. He was given a slingshot to play with out in the woods. He practiced in the woods; but he couldn't hit any target.

What a Hug Can Do

It's wondrous what a hug can do.
A hug can cheer you when you're blue.
A hug can say, "I love you so,"
Or, "Gee, I hate to see you go."

You Took My Place!

One day, a man went to visit a church, He got there early, parked his car and got out. Another car pulled up near the driver got out and said, ' I always park there!

True American

It is time to change from REDNECK humor to TRUE AMERICAN Humor!

The Rain Came That Day

It was on this day that I learned the true lesson of sharing and witnessed the only miracle I have seen with my own eyes.

Billy's Mission

It was one of the hottest days of the dry season. We had not seen rain in almost a month. The crops were dying. Cows had stopped giving milk.

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