A man stopped at a flower shop to order some flowers to be wired to his mother who lived two hundred miles away.
The only survivor of a shipwreck washed up on a small, uninhabited island.
After 17 years of marriage, my wife, Jeanette, wanted me to take another woman out to dinner and a movie.
Mom loved sparklers. The way they lit up the night, the way they sizzled and danced like tiny stars falling from heaven.
Our mothers stood up for what we believe in, held us through the night when we’d tremble with fear, laugh at our jokes to give us confidence, nourish us with food and love to watch us g
If you give a mom a muffin,
she’ll want a cup of coffee to go with it.
She’ll pour herself some.
Her three year-old will come and spill the coffee.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in West Virginia .
God Made A Dog
And On the ninth day God looked down on his wide eyed children and said“they need a companion”. So God made a dog.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives; be kind anyway.
If you are successful, you will win some false friends and true enemies; succeed anyway.
SON: "Daddy, may I ask you a question?"
DAD: "Yeah sure, what is it?"
SON: "Daddy, how much do you make an hour?"