alwoody's blog

Help your kids (6/24/14)

Do not ask your children

to strive for extraordinary lives.
Such striving may seem admirable,

You are too old...if....(6/23/14)

You have always heard that “If it’s too loud…your too old”…well thanks to Ethel are some other sure signs you are too old…

Missing Rib (6/20/14)

A girl in love asked her boyfriend.

Girl: Tell me. Who do you love most in this world?
Boy: You, of course!
Girl: In your heart, what am I to you?

Struggles (6/19/14)

A man found the cocoon of a butterfly. One day a small opening appeared. He sat and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body through that little hole.

Diet of Healthy Thoughts (6/18/14)

Most all of the diet plans you’ve read or heard about encourage you to eliminate junk food.

When you thought I wasn't lookin' (6/16/14)

When you thought I wasn't looking,

I saw you hang my first painting on the refrigerator,
and I wanted to paint another one.

What is a Father? (6/13/14)

A father is a person who is forced to endure childbirth without an anesthetic. 


Dad's Hands (6/12/14)

Bedtime came, we were settling down,

I was holding one of my lads.
As I grasped him so tight, I saw a strange sight:

Will you give this to my Daddy? (6/11/14)

Last week a friend of mine was in Atlanta, Georgia attending a conference. While in the airport, returning home, several people beginning to clap and cheer.

Fathers Day is Dad's..Pay attention (6/10/14)

My child arrived just the other day,

He came to the world in the usual way.
But there were planes to catch and bills to pay,

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