alwoody's blog

The Shoebox (3/11/14)

A man and woman had been married for more than 60 years. They had

shared everything.  They had kept no secrets from each other except that

Confidence (3/10/14)

When Henry Ward Beecher was a young boy in school, he learned a lesson in self confidence which he never forgot.


Angels (3/7/14)

Me and some of the boys were sitting around the other night

Started talking about politics, religion, love and life
And what a shame it was about 9/11

I Quit (3/6/14)

One day I decided to quit…I quit my job, my relationship, my Spirituality… I wanted to quit my life. I went to the woods to have one last talk with God. God, I said.

Rules for Kids (3/5/14)


Life is not fair - get used to it.
The world won't care about your self-esteem. The world

The Right Place (3/4/14)

A mother and a baby camel were lying around, and suddenly the baby camel asked, “mother, may I ask you some questions? Mother said, “Sure! Why son, is there something bothering you?

Welcome to the 21st Century (3/3/14)

• Our Phones - Wireless 
• Cooking - Fireless 
• Cars - Keyless 

Poor Uncle Al (2/28/13)

Poor Uncle Al

Poor Uncle AL went to sit down. He grunted and grunted, and my, what a frown!


1) A possum is a flat animal that sleeps in the middle of the road. 
2) There are 5,000 types of snakes and 4,998 of them live in WV . 

Before It's Too Late (2/26/14)

One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other students in the room 

on two sheets of paper, leaving a space between each name.

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