alwoody's blog

Be Happy (7/18/12)

A 92 -year old , well -poised and proud man, who is fully dressed each morning by eight o'clock . Hair right in place and perfectly shaved .

A.S.A.P (7/17/12

A.S.A.P. Always Say A Prayer

Tools Explained (7/13/12)

DRILL PRESS: A tall upright machine useful for suddenly snatching flat metal bar stock out of your hands so that it smacks you in the chest and flings your beer across the

RAISE YOUR KIDS RIGHT! (7/12/12)

TEACHER: Tommy do you see the tree outside?
TOMMY: Yes.

Words of Encouragement (7/11/12)

In West Virginia, 12, 300 customers are witho

Historical Trivia (7/10/12)

Did you know the saying "God willing and the Creeks don't rise" was in reference to the Creek Indians and not a body of water?

WEST VIRGINIA (7/9/12)

"You're in West-by-God-Virginia," said the shirtless man in the car idling in the parking lot of a darkened Exxon station at the crossro

WINTER (6/29/12)

You know, time has a way of moving quickly and catching you unaware of the passing years.

Warren Buffett has a plan to fix the deficit (6/26/12)

I could end the deficit in 5 minutes,” he told CNBC. “You just
pass a law that says that anytime there is a deficit of more

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