First, I was dying to finish my high school and start college. 

And then I was dying to finish college and start working.

Then I was dying to marry and have children.

 We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married, have a baby, then another.

A man dies and goes to heaven.

Of course, St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates.

St. Peter says, “Here’s how it works.

 He stands at the plate

 Saint Patrick’s Day had been my mother’s favorite holiday. It meant more than parades and parties; it was a celebration of her heritage.

 When you're lost in the Wild, and you're scared as a child,
 And Death looks you bang in the eye,
And you're sore as a boil, it's according to Hoyle

I asked God to take away my pride. And God said "No".
He said it was not for him to take away, but for me to give up.

Seems like last night I tucked her in bed and we said our prayers

I kissed her good-night while she held on tight to her teddy bear

Thank you father for the children that look up to me
They are so small and innocent always so care free

Duck Dynasty was on again last night and it is refreshing for a show like this to be so popular…here’s a real story about the show that is just great…