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Honor all Marines (3/28/11)

Charlie Sheen is 45, and his story is all over the news because he is a substance abuser, an adulterer, and sexually promiscuous.

Florida Court Sets Atheist Holy Day (3/25/11)

In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter & Passover holy days.

4 Wives (3/24/11)

There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies.

Kids and Advertising (3/23/11)

1. Don't change horses..........................until they stop running.
2. Strike while the........................................bug is close.

God is like...(3/22/11)

A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results:

The Secret of Life (3/21/11)

As the Lord God was
creating the world
he called upon his archangels.

The Lord asked his archangels
to help him decide where to put
the Secret of Life

It's OK to cry! (3/17/11)

I have lost track of how many days we’ve been here and I’ve certainly lost track of how many holes there are in my son’s hands and feet from all the blood work and constant test.

You took my place (3/7/11)

One day, a man went to visit a church. He got there early, parked his car and got out. Another car pulled up near him. The driver got out and said, “I always park there!

Your Dash (3/2/11)

I read of a man who stood to speak
at the funeral of a friend.
He referred to the dates on her tombstone
from the beginning...to the end.

 

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