I've learned that I like my teacher because she cries when we sing "Silent Night".
I've learned that our dog doesn't want to eat my broccoli either.
Their marriage was good, their dreams focused. Their best friends lived barely a wave away.
Charlie Sheen is 45, and his story is all over the news because he is a substance abuser, an adulterer, and sexually promiscuous.
In Florida, an atheist created a case against the upcoming Easter & Passover holy days.
There was a rich merchant who had 4 wives. He loved the 4th wife the most and adorned her with rich robes and treated her to delicacies.
1. Don't change horses..........................until they stop running.
2. Strike while the........................................bug is close.
A fifth grade teacher in a Christian school asked her class to look at TV commercials and see if they could use them in some way to communicate ideas about God. Here are some of the results:
As the Lord God was
creating the world
he called upon his archangels.
The Lord asked his archangels
to help him decide where to put
the Secret of Life
I have lost track of how many days we’ve been here and I’ve certainly lost track of how many holes there are in my son’s hands and feet from all the blood work and constant test.