The next time you feel like GOD can't use you, just remember...
Noah was a drunk
Abraham was too old
Isaac was a daydreamer
Jacob was a liar
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.
To the cool men that have touched my life.
Here's to you!!
Happy Brother's Day!
It's wondrous what a hug can do.
A hug can cheer you when you're blue.
A hug can say, "I love you so,"
Or "Gee, I hate to see you go."
A man dies and goes to heaven. Of course, St. Peter meets him at the Pearly Gates.
I stopped to watch my little girl busy playing in her room. In one hand was a plastic phone; in the other a toy broom.
A group of alumni, highly established in their careers, got together to visit their old university professor. Conversation soon turned into complaints about stress in work and life.
Fact: As each goose flaps its wings it creates an "uplift" for the birds that follow.
A group of students was asked to list what they thought were the present “Seven Wonders of the World.” Though there were some disagreements, the following received the most votes:
I just want to thank all of you for your educational emails over the past year.
Thanks to you, I no longer open a public bathroom door without using a paper towel.