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I Wish You Enought (8/26/11)

I wish you enough sun
to keep your attitude bright.
I wish you enough rain
to appreciate the sun more.
I wish you enough happiness

Grow Good Corn (8/25/11)

There was a Nebraska farmer who grew award-winning corn. Each year he entered his corn in the state fair where it won a blue ribbon.

A call from God (8/24/11)

On a Saturday night several weeks ago, this pastor was working late, and
decided to call his wife before he left for home. It was about 10:00 PM, but

First Day of Kindergarden (8/23/11)

Every one has a "first day"...
when they feel sad and all alone,
It can be so scary
when your out on your own.

A Story To Live By (8/23/11)

My brother-in-law opened the bottom drawer of my sister's bureau and lifted out a tissue-wrapped package. "This," he said, "is not a slip.

Shoes in Church (8/22/11)

I showered and shaved.............. I adjusted my tie.

I got there and sat............... In a pew just in time.

Bowing my head in prayer......... As I closed my eyes..

1st Day of School (8/19/11)

A wise school teacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school: "If you promise not to believe everything your child says happens at school, I'll promise not to believe everyt

Don't Judge A Book by it's Cover (8/18/11)

A lady in a faded gingham dress and her husband, dressed in a homespun threadbare suit, stepped off the train in Boston and walked timidly without an appointment into the Harvard University Preside

Blind Girl (8/17/11)

There was a blind girl who hated herself just because she was blind. She hated everyone, except her loving boyfriend. He was always there for her.

Buzzard - Bat & Bumblebee (8/16/11)

If you put a buzzard in a pen six or eight feet square and entirely open at the top, the bird, in spite of his ability to fly, will be an absolute prisoner.

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