I may never see tomorrow;
there's no written guarantee,
And things that happened yesterday
belong to history.

I cannot predict the future,

DID YOU KNOW?

"Watch out! You nearly broad sided that car!" My father yelled at me.

"Can't you do anything right?"

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.

"Daddy just didn't know how to show love.

Just up the road from my home is a field, with two horses in it.

To celebrate growing older, I once wrote the 45 lessons life taught me.

It is the most-requested column I've ever written. My odometer rolls over to 50 this week, so here's an update:

I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with
seed.

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, 'One nation, under God.'

I would never trade my amazing friends, my wonderful life, or my loving family for less grey hair or a flatter belly. As I've aged, I've become kinder to myself, and less critical of myself.