Last week I was in Atlanta, Georgia attending a conference. While I was in the airport, returning home, I heard several people behind me beginning to clap and cheer.

Next time you are washing your hands and complain because the water temperature isn't just how you like it, think about how things used to be...

Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. For this, I will give you a life span of twenty years.'

I just wanted to get the day over with and go down
to Smokey's for a few cold ones.

Sneaking a look at my watch, I saw the time, 1655.

Dear Lord, I thank you for this day. I thank You for my being able to see and to hear this morning. I'm blessed because You are a forgiving God and an understanding God.

A holy man was having a conversation with God one day and said, ' God , I
would like to know what Heaven and Hell are like.'
God led the holy man to two doors.

Let us live life to the fullest. A man was exploring caves by the seashore. In one of the caves he found a canvas bag with a bunch of hardened clay balls.

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven,
God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael
The archangel found him, resting on the seventh

One day a teacher asked her students to list the names of the other student

You're a 19 year old kid. You're critically wounded, and dying in the jungle in the Ia Drang Valley , 11-14-1965, LZ X-ray, Vietnam .