alwoody's blog

Real Christmas (12/20/10)

Pa never had much compassion for the lazy or those who squandered their means and then never had enough for the necessities.

The Waste In Worry (12/9/10)

If we were to keep a record of all the things we worried about during a given period of time, we would discover, in reviewing them, that the great majority of our anticipated problems or troubles n

Made Where?? (12/07/10)

John Smith started the day early having set his alarm clock

(MADE IN JAPAN ) for 6 am.
While his
coffeepot

(MADE IN CHINA )

Rules to follow when entering West Virginia (12/06/10)

1. Pull your droopy pants up. You look like an idiot.

Rules from God (12/3/10)

Rules from God for 2010

1. Wake Up !! Decide to have a good day.”Today is the day the Lord hath made; let us rejoice and be glad in it”

Psalms 118:24

Things you just don't hear anymore...(12/2/10)

Be sure to refill the ice trays, we're going to have company.

Watch for the postman, I want to get this letter to Willie in the mail today.

Highway 109 (12/01/10)

A drunk man in an Oldsmobile
They said had run the light
That caused the six-car pileup
On 109 that night.
When broken bodies lay about

Match Made in Heaven (11/30/10)

Consumed by my loss, I didn't notice the hardness of the pew where I sat.

Two Traveling Angels (11/29/10)

Two traveling angels stopped to spend the night in the home of a wealthy family. The family was rude and refused to let the angels stay in the mansion's guest room.

Rosebud (11/16/10)

A new minister
was walking with an older,
more seasoned minister
in the garden one day.

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