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Apons (7/27/11)

I don't think our kids know what an apron is.

Two bears (7/26/11)

A Grandfather from the Cherokee Nation was talking with his grandson.
"A fight is going on inside me," he said to the boy.

Here is my Resignation (7/25/11)

I am hereby officially tendering my resignation as an adult. I have decided I would like to accept the responsibilities of an 8 year old again.

Time (7/22/11)

It had been some time since Jack had seen the old man. College, girls, career, and life itself got in the way. In fact, Jack moved clear across the country in pursuit of his dreams.

Learn from your dog (7/21/11)

Being a veterinarian, I had been called to examine a ten-year-old Irish Wolfhound named Belker.

Do It Anyway (7/19/11)

People are often unreasonable, irrational, and self-centered. Forgive them anyway.

If you are kind, people may accuse you of selfish, ulterior motives. Be kind anyway.

Ice Cream (7/18/11)

One day I had lunch with some friends. Rod, a short, good looking golfer type about 62 years old, came along with them---all in all, a pleasant bunch.

Blind Man (7/14/11)

One day, there was a blind man sitting on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet and a sign that read:

"I am blind, please help".

What's on the otherside? (7/12/11)

A sick man turned to his doctor, as he was leaving the room after paying a visit, and said, "Doctor, I am afraid to die. Tell me what lies on the other side."

Your Car Keys (7/8/11)

Put your car keys beside your bed at night. If you hear a noise outside your home or someone trying to get in your house, just press the panic button for your car.

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