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The Law Of The Garbage Truck (5/11/10)

One day I hopped in a taxi and we took off for the airport. We were driving in the right lane when suddenly a black car jumped out of a parking space right in front of us.

Penny In The Parking Lot (5/10/10)

I found a penny today
laying on the ground.

But it's not just a penny,
this little coin I've found.

Happy Mothers Day (5/7/10)

This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick toddlers in their arms, wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying, "Its okay honey, Mommy's here.&quo

Bless This Food! (5/6/10)

An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!

Dust If You Must (5/5/10)

Dust if you must, but wouldn't it be better
To paint a picture, or write a letter,
Bake a cake, or plant a seed;
Ponder the difference between want and need?

Daily Survival Kit (5/4/10)

1. Toothpick -
to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others

Words Not To Say At Work (5/3/10)

Let's look at some specific words and phrases that are used by some people to buy time, avoid giving answers and escape commitment.

Burnt Biscuit (4/30/10)

There was a kid whose mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. He remembered one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work.

The Mouse Story (4/29/10)

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered.

The House With The Golden Windows

The little girl lived in a small, very simple, poor house on a hill and as she grew she would play in the small garden and as she grew she was able to see over the garden fence and across the valle

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