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The Class of 2010 (3/10/10)

BELOIT COLLEGE'S MINDSET LIST®
FOR THE CLASS OF 2010

The Sneeze (3/9/10)

I think this is awesome!!!

God Answers Prayer (3/8/10)

One night I had worked hard to help a mother in the labor ward; but in spite of all we could do, she died, leaving us with a tiny, premature baby and a crying two-year-old daughter.

Prop Us Up On The Leaning Side (3/4/10)

Every time I am asked to pray, I think of the old fellow who always prayed, “Lord, prop us up on our leanin’ side.” After hearing him pray that prayer many times, someone asked hi

Gossip (3/3/10)

A woman repeated a bit of gossip about a neighbor. Within a few days the whole community knew the story. The person it concerned was deeply hurt and offended.

Read This Slowly (3/2/10)

Too many people put off something that brings them joy just because they haven't thought about it, don't have it on their schedule, didn't know it was coming or are too rigid to depart from their r

Snowflakes (3/1/10)

Every snowflake has its own unique shape and is different than all other snowflakes.

All snowflakes have six sides.

The 36 Rules Of Life (2/25/10)

1. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

2. Don’t worry about what people think, they don’t do it very often.

Conservative vs. Liberal (2/24/10)

* If a conservative doesn’t like guns, he doesn't buy one.

* If a liberal doesn't like guns, he feels that no one should have one.

 

Cowboy Poetry (2/23/10)

Jake, the rancher, went one day
To fix a distant fence.
The wind was cold and gusty
And the clouds rolled gray and dense.

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