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You took my place (3/7/11)

One day, a man went to visit a church. He got there early, parked his car and got out. Another car pulled up near him. The driver got out and said, “I always park there!

Your Dash (3/2/11)

I read of a man who stood to speak
at the funeral of a friend.
He referred to the dates on her tombstone
from the the end.


As I Get Older (2/25/11)

The other day a young person asked me how I felt about being old.
I was taken aback, for I do not think of myself as old. Upon seeing my

10 Everyday Commandments (2/22/11)

1] Prayer is not a "spare wheel" that you pull out when in trouble, but it is a "steering wheel" that directs the right path through-out.

Happy President's Day (2/21/11)

Few people realize that George Washington was originally from Texas -- West Texas, to be exact. The family had a lone mesquite tree in their yard. One day George cut it down.

Church Signs (2/18/11)

•No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace.
•Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
•Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.

Invite Love In (2/17/11)

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry.

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