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Church Signs (2/18/11)

•No God—No Peace. Know God—Know Peace.
•Free Trip to heaven. Details Inside!
•Try our Sundays. They are better than Baskin-Robbins.

Invite Love In (2/17/11)

A woman came out of her house and saw 3 old men with long white beards sitting in her front yard. She did not recognize them. She said "I don't think I know you, but you must be hungry.

God's grocery list (2/17/11)

Louise Redden, a poorly dressed lady with a look of defeat on her face, walked into a grocery store.

May I go Now? (2/15/11)

May I go now?
Do you think the time is right?
May I say good-bye to pain-filled days and endless lonely nights?

Blue Roses (2/14/11)

This is something that I've never read before, and I think it is an
understanding that we all should have. By Gods grace we are all whole,

Start running (2/10/11)

Every morning in Africa, a Gazelle wakes up. It knows it must run faster than the fastest lion or it will be killed. Every morning a Lion wakes up.

Stress Management (2/9/10)

A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked: “How heavy is this glass of water?” Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.

Pancakes (2/8/11)

Six-year-old Brandon decided one Saturday morning to fix his parents pancakes He
found a big bowl and spoon, pulled a chair to the counter, opened the cupboard and

Butterflies (2/7/11)

A man found a cocoon of a butterfly. One day a small opening appeared, he sat
and watched the butterfly for several hours as it struggled to force its body

Things That Make You Wonder (2/4/11)

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

When the chips are down, the buffalo is empty.

Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.

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