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Famous Will Rogers Quotes (8/6/10)

•Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.
•Always drink upstream from the herd.
•There's two theories to arguing with a woman. Neither one works.

You Might Be A Redneck (8/5/10)

You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation, under God.’

Penny In The Parking Lot (8/4/10)

That Little Penny In The Parking Lot
Remember this every time you pass that little penny in the parking lot.

$86, 400.00 (8/3/10)

SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT!!!

Imagine that you had won the following prize in a contest:

Each morning your bank would deposit $ 86,400.00 in your private account for your use.

God Is Busy! (8/2/10)

A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.

May God Bless This Captain (7/30/10)

He writes: My lead flight attendant came to me and said, 'We have an H.R. on this flight'. H.R. stands for human remains. 'Are they military?' I asked.

'Yes', she said.

My Dad (7/29/10)

4 years: My daddy can do anything.
7 years: My dad knows a lot, a whole lot.
8 years: My father doesn't know quite everything.

Immigrants and being an American! (7/28/10)

Theodore Roosevelt on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN

Recovering (7/27/10)

Tonight my mother and I were driving down the road. She was speeding unintentionally as she often does. Now you can guess what happened next. She got pulled over. My mom was really embarrassed.

I Asked (7/26/10)

.........I asked God to give me strength. He gave me difficulties to make me strong. I asked God to give me courage. He gave me dangers to overcome. I asked God to give me prosperity.

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