alwoody's blog

Be Happy Now! (7/22/10)

We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married. Then we convince ourselves that we'll be happy after we have a baby. Then we'll find happiness when we have another baby.

Cracked Pot (7/16/10)

An elderly Chinese woman had two large pots, each hung on the ends of a pole which she carried across her neck.

A Walk In The Mountains (7/15/10)

"A son and his father were walking on the mountains.
Suddenly, his son falls, hurts himself and screams: "AAAhhhhhhhhhhh!!!"

Heaven (7/14/10)

I was shocked, confused, bewildered

As I entered Heaven's door,

Not by the beauty of it all,

Nor the lights or its decor.

 

The Man with Plenty (7/13/10)

Once there was a family that was not rich and not poor. They lived in Ohio in a small country house. One night they all sat down for dinner, and there was a knock at the door.

Older Than Dirt Quiz (7/12/10)

How old are you? You may be older than dirt! Take this quiz to find out.

Count all the ones that you remember—not the ones you were told about! Ratings are at the bottom.

Pleasures of Life (7/8/10)

A long time ago, there was an Emperor who told his horseman that if he could ride on his horse and cover as much land area as he likes, then the Emperor would give him the area of land he has cover

Two Wolves (7/7/10)

One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said,"My son, that battle is between wolves inside us all.

Growing Up (7/5/10)

"Hey Dad," one of my kids asked the other day, "What was your favorite fast food when you were growing up?"

Robert C. Byrd

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