You might be a redneck if: It never occurred to you to be offended by the phrase, ‘One nation, under God.’
That Little Penny In The Parking Lot
Remember this every time you pass that little penny in the parking lot.
SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT!!!
Imagine that you had won the following prize in a contest:
Each morning your bank would deposit $ 86,400.00 in your private account for your use.
A United States Marine was attending some college courses between assignments. He had completed missions in Iraq and Afghanistan.
He writes: My lead flight attendant came to me and said, 'We have an H.R. on this flight'. H.R. stands for human remains. 'Are they military?' I asked.
'Yes', she said.
4 years: My daddy can do anything.
7 years: My dad knows a lot, a whole lot.
8 years: My father doesn't know quite everything.
Theodore Roosevelt on Immigrants and being an AMERICAN
Tonight my mother and I were driving down the road. She was speeding unintentionally as she often does. Now you can guess what happened next. She got pulled over. My mom was really embarrassed.
.........I asked God to give me strength. He gave me difficulties to make me strong. I asked God to give me courage. He gave me dangers to overcome. I asked God to give me prosperity.
We convince ourselves that life will be better after we get married. Then we convince ourselves that we'll be happy after we have a baby. Then we'll find happiness when we have another baby.