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Happy Mothers Day (5/7/10)

This is for the mothers who have sat up all night with sick toddlers in their arms, wiping up barf laced with Oscar Mayer wieners and cherry Kool-Aid saying, "Its okay honey, Mommy's here.&quo

Bless This Food! (5/6/10)

An atheist was walking through the woods.
"What majestic trees"!
"What powerful rivers"!
"What beautiful animals"!

Dust If You Must (5/5/10)

Dust if you must, but wouldn't it be better
To paint a picture, or write a letter,
Bake a cake, or plant a seed;
Ponder the difference between want and need?

Daily Survival Kit (5/4/10)

1. Toothpick -
to remind you to pick out the good qualities in others

Words Not To Say At Work (5/3/10)

Let's look at some specific words and phrases that are used by some people to buy time, avoid giving answers and escape commitment.

Burnt Biscuit (4/30/10)

There was a kid whose mom liked to make breakfast food for dinner every now and then. He remembered one night in particular when she had made breakfast after a long, hard day at work.

The Mouse Story (4/29/10)

A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package. "What food might this contain?" The mouse wondered.

The House With The Golden Windows

The little girl lived in a small, very simple, poor house on a hill and as she grew she would play in the small garden and as she grew she was able to see over the garden fence and across the valle

The Pledge of Allegiance (4/27/10)

I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands,
one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.

Who is the Susie in your life? (4/26/10)

Come with me to a third grade classroom..... There is a nine-year-old kid sitting at his desk and all of a sudden, there is a puddle between his feet and the front of his pants are wet.

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